People Who...

That was the prompt that came up today.

Yeah.  That's fucking specific.

People who....what?

...died?


....disgust me?

Again, a large list.  Pedophiles, murderers, people who abuse animals, just to name a few.  Actually, I guess that would fall under "People who need to die with a rusty pike jammed up their ass."

People who love me?

I don't know.  You tell me.

People who use me?

Probably a lot.  If I sat down and really thought about it, I'd probably get pissed.  Then again, I'm probably using them, too.  Hmmm.

People who make me laugh?

Right now, it's my husband, because he's being a giant dorkass.

People who make me cry?

Sarah McLachlan.  THAT BITCH.

People who make me want to dig a giant hole in the basement so I can keep them trapped down there for my own sexual gratification?

David Tennant, although I wouldn't skin him.  He'd definitely have to put the lotion on, though.  Mmmm.....oily David Tennant.  Shut up.

Okay, I'm done with this for tonight.  I was mainly half-assing it because I was cleaning all day and trying to get ready for shenanigans this weekend.  Woo!