Burnt Out, So.....

Have a sex survey.  Mmmmmhmmm.  Feel free to fill this out yourself and leave it in the comments.  You can post anonymously, and I promise I won't trace who you are.  I have more class than that.  Sometimes.

Here we go!

1) Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity?

Hell fucking yes.  More than once.  My poor husband.

2) Tell me your wettest dream?

The one that makes me moist in the lady bits?  Me, David Tennant, and this one hot model from Torrid......awwwww yeah.

3) What body attracts you the most, men or women?

They both have their appealing qualities, but if I were forced to choose, I'd say women.  All those curves and tittays.

4) Ever kissed a girl?

Of course I have.  And I liked it!

5) Home alone and you're bored. What do you do?

Sleep.  Ha!  Thought I was going to say something dirty, huh?

6) Do you touch yourself sexually?

Doesn't everyone?

7) Do you watch porn?

Hell yes.

8) Which type of porn is your best?

Threesomes or women with strap-ons dominating other women.

9) If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?

The Tenth Doctor.  That's an obvious one, especially if you know me.

10) What do you wear when you go to bed?

Underwear.  If I'm not at home, I'll wear sweats and a shirt.

11) What do you think you look the sexiest in?

Anything that covers up my body.  Ick.

12)Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?

Yes.  Happened several times.

13) If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that?

There are a few places, but if you mess with my neck.....ooooh lawd.

14) Have you ever made out with someone just because you were bored or horny?

Probably.  Usually not the bored part, but when I was horny, yeah.

15) How do you think your body would look better, shaved or natural?

I have to shave.  It's scary if I don't.

16) Does a massage get you wet?

Depends on what you're massaging.

17) If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?

I like a little of both.

18) Would you get turned on if I was whispering all these questions in your ear?

No, but I'd be giggling like a motherfucker.

19) Are you a touchy feel person?

If I've been drinking, yeah.  Or sometimes not.  Depends on who you are.

20) Do you masturbate?

Who doesn't?

21) Ever masturbated in public?

Yep.  I'm not getting into specifics.

22) Do you own a sex toy?

Yes.  I used to have more, but they have all died honorable deaths.

23) Ever left the house without wearing any underwear?

I used to, constantly.  Hell, I never wore underwear.  I once took a Greyhound bus in a short dress and no underwear.

Now I always wear them, because I don't want to traumatize the kid.

24) What’s the dirtiest thing anyone’s ever said to you to turn you on?

Okay, I'll admit it.  I got incredibly turned on when someone called me horrible names (playacting, mind you) and demeaned me.  Yeah, I'm definitely a Sub.

25) If you could only say one line to someone to turn them on, what would you say?

I usually don't say much, actually (see above....."sub"), but my friend suggested, "Free pussy here!"

And this is why I love my friend.

26) How many times do you masturbate a week?

Once or twice.

27) What is the best thing about having sex with a guy?

Ummmm.....EVERYTHING.

28) What is the best thing about having sex with a girl?

See above answer.  Oh, and the curves and the softness and the sweet smells and the tittays.....

29) Have you ever been called a tease?

Yep.  And I was probably being one, too.