(Us. Drunk as fuck. Or maybe I was. I don't think she was.)
My sister. Today is her birthday.
If you think my title is harsh, then you have NEVER hung around with me or my sister. We're pretty insane, and we have a horrible sense of humor, so she knows that when I say, "that bitch", I mean, "my loving sister".
(Note: this picture does NOT mean she's pregnant. I just thought she'd find it humorous.)
So this post is dedicated to my little sis on her birthday. I wish I could have afforded a gift, or a trip home or something. Alas, all I have to give are my words, and some snarky assed pictures.
Happy birthday, Dee-ta. I love you muchly. Now go rock your mid-twenties, you heiffer.
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