I'm tired. Baking a chocolate cobbler for the husband because he's PMSing or some shit. Here is a random survey.
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Didn't go. Too fat, too shy, and I sort of didn't stick around for those years.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
I don't even remember who my first love was, so no.
3. What was your FIRST job?
Babysitter. The pay was great, but the kids were the demon spawn from hell.
4. What was your FIRST car?
The shitacular Jetta.
5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
My husband. He forgot his keys.
6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Neil Patrick Harris. Don't even ask.
7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Some evil hag known as Ms. Manders. Lady was a mega bitznatch.
8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
August 2003, from San Jose, CA to Phoenix, AZ, to Raleigh-Durham, NC. And then back again.
9. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk
Michelle Gutierrez. I lost contact with her ages and ages ago.
10. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
My friend Michelle's house.
11. Who was the first person you talked to today?
The husband.
12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My own. :-D
13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Wondered why the fuck I was thinking about Neil Patrick Harris.
14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Oldies concert in San Jose.
15. FIRST tattoo?
None yet. Want a devil on my ankle with my son's name under it. Still too fat though.
16. FIRST piercing?
Ears at six weeks old. :-O
17. FIRST foreign country you went to?
None yet. Probably never, unless it's Canada or Mexico. I hate flying. Maybe take a cruise. Hmmmm.
18. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Porky's. I was supposed to be watching E.T. God bless Drive-in theaters.
19. When was your FIRST detention?
Hell if I remember. I think high school. Probably for ditching.
20. Who was your FIRST roommate?
My husband, I guess.
21. If you had one wish, what would it be?
Money. Lots of money. Or maybe world domination.
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