Another Survey From Facebook...

...cause I really don't feel like writing anything substantial tonight. Just a small bout of depression that's putting me in a funk. I'll get over it.

1. Do you like Blue cheese?

Oh god, yes.

2. Have you ever been drunk?

That's like asking if the ocean is wet.

3. Do you own a gun?

Me+Firearms+Tendency to be a psycho hosebeast = NO.

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?

Purple!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Not really, although my upcoming pap smear is a bit bizarre, since I'm being sent to some clinic in the ghetto.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?

Tasty pig snouts compacted to fit on a bun with mustard, sauerkraut, onions, and relish.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?

"A Christmas Story". Duh. Classic.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Chocolate milk, although that might change if I can find the Almond Joy coffee creamer. And it's not too expensive.

9. Can you do push ups?

Probably. Don't want to, though.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

The stuff given to me by my grandparents. I'll even give a shout out to my father-in-law for fixing my grandpa's watch.

11. Favorite hobby?

Drinking.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?

Probably. Or I just don't care about what is going on around me and I tune it out.

13. What's your favorite shoe?

My super mega awesome Zebracorn heels.

14. Middle name?

Rose. Probably because I'm a prick.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

Fucking tired, my kid is snoring really loud, and my house smells like chili beans.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Water, milk, and booze.

17. Current worry?

How the holy fuck am I going to afford shit for the holidays?

18. Current hate right now?

Bills and collection agencies.

19. What do you wish for in the coming year?

To get some of our debt paid down.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?

Drinking at my friends' house.

21. Where would you like to go?

Someplace where there is jobs and money and free healthcare and a decent government, etc....

22. Name three people who will complete this?

Probably no one, since I posted this on my blog and not on Facebook.

23. Do you own slippers?

They're around somewhere.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?

Blue shirt with Mario.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

No clue. I can't afford shit like that.

26. Can you whistle?

I can whistle a jaunty tune, yes.

27. Favorite color?

Black.

28. Would you be a pirate?

I'd rather be a fat ninja.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?

I don't.

30. Favorite girl's Name?

Don't have one.

31. Favorite boy's name?

See above.

32. What's in your pocket right now?

Lint.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?

Doing a victory dance on my kid's bed. He was being a sore winner when we were playing Connect Four, so my husband played him, beat him, and I gloated like a big ol' bitch. But the best part was definitely the wild white girl booty dance I did while standing on his bed. Little boy was PISSED.

34. Best bed sheets as a child?

My sorta hippie flowered sheets.

35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child?

A tree branch poking my eye while learning to ride a bike. Yup.

36. What are your plans for the future?

World domination.

37. Do you walk around the house naked?

Yes, but only when it's hot.

38. Who is your loudest friend?

Rob.

39. How many dogs do you have?

Just the scrawny bitch that's under my chair right now.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?

Fuck if I know. And if they do, they should let it be known in the comments (anonymously, of course). It'll give my self-esteem a boost.

41. What is your favorite book?

Anything by Christopher Moore. His shit is hilarious.

42. What is your favorite candy?

I TRY not to indulge (key word is TRY), but if I do, I like chocolate.

43. Favorite Sports Team?

Cubbies and Raiders. Yeah, I like loser teams. Eat me.

44. What song do you want played at your funeral?

"Another One Bites the Dust" and "Who Wants To Live Forever" by Queen. Oh, and "Forever Young" by Alphaville. Mainly the first one.