Not much of a blog tonight. Kind of hard to type because I have developed some weird, red, swollen bumps on my left armpit. No idea what the fuck they are. Google suggests swollen lymph nodes, staph, or infected sweat glands and WebMD says cancer, because of course they fucking do.
I should probably go to the doctor, but 1. I have no money and 2. I'm seriously tired of going to doctors. I'll probably drag myself to the office later on this week after I piss and moan about it, but I want to see if they go down on their own first.
As for now, I slapped some band-aids over them because they were rubbing against each other (one is actually in my pit and the other is on my batwing, and when I put my arm down, they rub like crazy), and took a Norco for the pain. Seriously, this shit hurts. It also doesn't help that I have a boil on my thigh and it is taking forever to drain and I'm seriously just sick of all these bumps and oozing.
I feel like the stereotypical bearded fat lady. Jesus Christ. I want a reality show.
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