Sexy Times!

Oh yeah.  I meant to do this in October, but got sidetracked.  Here are the numbers that people picked from this post:


3. What time of day do you like to have sex?

Any time is the right time, as far as I'm concerned.  Who the hell would pass up sex?

9. Do you have any sexual regrets?

The way I lost my virginity would be one.  Booze and random guys don't mix.

13. Do you believe in make-up sex?

It's the best kind!

22. What movie makes you horny?

Gnomeo & Juliet.....okay, I'm just messing around.  My friend suggested that one because he's an absolute smartass.  Honestly, in non-porn terms, it would probably be "Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love", "Casanova", or "Quills".

23. Do you like trimmed,shaved or natural?

As long as it's not long enough to floss with, I'm good.

25. Do you like your partner to be loud during sex?

You know, I've never really thought about it.  I guess I prefer the low, smooth, dirty talk.  Having someone tell you what a dirty slut you are is kind of a turn on.  For me, anyways.

28. Have you done the 69 position?

Who hasn't?

31. Top or bottom?

Yes, please.

34. Public or private?

Depends on how drunk I am.

38. Fast and hard, or slow and gentle?

Slow and gentle is okay up to a point, but I need it fast and hard after awhile.

43. Any new positions you haven't done but want to try?

Nah, I'm about 85% sure I've covered them all.

45. Are there any secret desires you have never told?

Yes. (Another brilliant answer supplied by my friend)

62. Does size matter?

As long as it's not clit small or "shove your girly bits up into your stomach" big, no, it doesn't.

64. What does your favorite foreplay include?

Kissing, biting, groping, licking, touching, dirty talk, nibbling, etc.

69. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?

No.  He's a big boy.  He knows how to tell me if something isn't right.

75. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?

Yes.  No.  No.

77. Have you ever had sex on drugs?

Drugs AND alcohol.

79. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?

If they aren't repulsed, why the hell not?

81. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?

About ten years.

85. Do you wear protection as often as you should?

No.  I'm married.  I just pill it.

89. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?

I already have.  My husband (everyone say, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!").

This concludes my survey o' dirty.