Random Questions Cause I'm Lazy

I dug this out of my notes on Facebook. Let's see if I can make the answers somewhat more interesting!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
WTF?

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Jack and shit. We's po'.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Whore.

4. Favorite planet?
Pluto! It's a planet, godammit!

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Some random number that I'm not answering. Fucking telemarketers.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
David Tennant saying, "Allons-Y!" Shut the fuck up. It's hot.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Cubs shirt with the name and number of someone who doesn't even play for the Cubs anymore.

8. Do you "label" yourself?
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint.......

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing.
Feet.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark, so I can fall asleep.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Since I took this once before, I'll talk about myself. I think I'm fucking awesome.

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Trying to fall asleep, but failing miserably because of the thunderstorm.

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

Can't say (private, nyah!), but I will go back a month or so to one of my favorite texts that I saved: "When you're done moving your plump rump to pedophilic funk, we shall be awaiting you." This was sent by my friend. I was dancing to the Michael Jackson Experience. My friend is devilishly clever. And an asshole.

14. Where is your nearest 7-11?
In an area I wouldn't visit at night.

15. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.

16.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My son. I went in to kiss him goodnight.

17. Last furry thing you touched?
The dog. He's under my chair, trying to kiss my butt.

18. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Shit, not enough.

19. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
People still use film?

20. Favorite age you have been so far?
23.

21. Your worst enemy?
Sloth. Not the character from the Goonies, not the weird Muppet animal from South America, but actual sloth.

22. What is your current desktop picture?
An altered picture of the "Nighthawks" painting. Two of the people are replaced by Doctor Who characters, and the TARDIS is in the background. The coffee urns look like Cybermen, and a Dalek is in a shop window. Yeah, I'm a nerd. Eat me.

23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"You're not eating the fucking chapstick!" This was to my dog, who has developed an unhealthy attachment to Burt's Bees.

24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

Fuck the flying. I need money.

25. Do you like someone?
Many people. I'm a slut.

26. The last song you listened to?
"John the Revelator" by Depeche Mode